Eve
Eden Vs The Zombie Horde
By
Suz Korb
Genre:
Paranormal YA
Kidnapped by a vampire, epically farted on by a
pug and dragged through the pits of Hell. Welcome to Eve Eden’s world in the
small and strange town of Twin Forest.
Eve has goals. She has dreams and ambitions that
don’t involve staying in this weird, podunk town. When supernatural forces
collide, dropping her into the heart of England, she’s not pleased. When Eve
said she wanted to get the heck out of dodge, she didn’t mean getting
transported into a castle dungeon.
A hellish incident turns Eve’s hair white. She can’t explain a slight attraction to a vampire who’s been sent to kill her. Can life get any worse? Apparently it can, because just around the corner at Twin Forest’s cemetery…waits the zombie horde.
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An excerpt from Eve Eden vs. the Zombie Horde
starring Thunderbug: the epic farting pug.
After everything I've seen. After
everything I've been subjected to over the past... however many days, this has
got to be the most confounding experience of all.
As Nathan's lips gently (gently!) touch
my own, my face burns. My eyes start to water and I don't have a clue what I
should do. So I just shut my heavy lids.
I've never been kissed.
Least of all by a blood-sucking vampire!
I'm so panicked and confused my brain
wanders off to the random thought of dogs. In fact, I can actually hear a dog
barking in my imagination right now.
Nathan pulls away from me.
"Bark! Bark! Bark!"
Bark, bark, bark?
"Where did that dog come from?"
Nathan says.
My eyes fly open. I whip my head around to
see none other than Thunderbug bounding towards us on his little pug paws.
"That pup belongs to Bubbles!" I
say with a smile. I've never been more happy to see someone else's dog in my
entire life.
Turning my whole body toward the racing
pug, I go down on one knee and reach my arms forward. I'm ready to catch him.
At the rate he's running though, he might succeed in knocking me back.
Thunderbug leaps over a stalagmite on the
floor of the cave. Then he jumps over an even higher one. Impossibly, the flat
faced little scamp next flies over a ten foot stalagmite. He heads toward me,
jumps in an arch over my head and I watch as if in slow motion as he crashes
into Nathan's chest.
If I expected the pug to bounce off and
crash to the floor, I'd be wrong.
Thunderbug totally takes Nathan down.
I barely have time to register the look of
surprise on his face, before he vanishes. What's more is, Thunderbug disappears
too.
No wait! Nathan's over there, in the far
corner of the cave. There's Thunderbug too! How is it possible for a doggy to
move as fast as a vampire? I don't know, but Thunderbug is doing so.
Actually, the pug is now flashing around
the room in locations different to where Nathan is appearing. During the last
flash of re-appearance, Nathan blinks into the place just behind Thunderbug's
rear end.
Uh oh...
Yep. Thunderbug, lets out a gaseous
explosion from his butt that is so epic, I swear I see a mushroom-cloud blast
into Nathan.
He goes down. The vampire has just been
farted into submission by a super flatulent pug.
Author Bio:
Author Suz Korb writes supernatural
comedy-horror novels with a splash of paranormal romance. The first novel in
her Bedeviled trilogy, Eve Eden vs. the Zombie Horde, is a young adult
adventure tale of hellish proportions.
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As of right now, this book is being unpublished due to formatting errors. It will be republished very soon! The winner from this giveaway will win a copy of Eve Eden vs The Zombie Horde once it is republished AND also a copy of Eve 2!
So please keep entering, but keep in mind the prize will be delayed.
If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at liz@fictionalcandy.com. Thanks!
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